Figures that as soon as I start a blog my laptop...my eight month old laptop, mind you...would barf up its' LED innerds all over my living room. So for anyone who is reading and not following (and hey - why aren't you?), the Tales will be in limbo until my other appendage is returned to me from a service center in Texas.

Hopefully the good love I've given to a certain Mr. Whitlock-from-Texas will wrap my baby in a shroud of protective vibes while it is out of my care. Texans do tend to stick together.

Obvs this is old news for the gorgeous ladies I see following me as I've bitched and moaned to them already about the whole debacle ad infinitum.